Tuesday 14 September 2010

Ethical Company??? Tiny Box Exposed.




See below email.
Disgruntled New Member of Staff.


From: rachel watkyn [mailto:supreme_overlord@tinyboxcompany.com]
Sent: 14 September 2010 11:24
To: 'New Member of Staff'
Subject: RE: Annual Leave
Dear Minion,
Absoluely NOT! What do you think this place is??? It is a slave camp where no one is entitled to holiday – EVER! And its no good muttering about human rights and the law, blah blah blah – heard it all before. HOLIDAY IS BANNED FROM TINY BOX !!
Rachel Watkyn
Tiny Box Company

From: New Member of Staff [mailto:minion@tinyboxcompany.com]
Sent: 14 September 2010 11:18
To: 'rachel watkyn'
Subject: Annual Leave
Dear Boss,
Request for one day’s holiday on 8th October 2010.
I will fill in the relevant forms if required.
Yours sincerely,
Minion
Tiny Box Company

Monday 13 September 2010

Meet Theo the Dragon


Hello - our tiny hit counter tells us that we have had visitors, so thank you for following. I apologise for not having updated for a wee while but I'm glad to report that we've been very busy. I'm working on one of those long articles that I do, which are full of facts and probably really boring but I haven't had time to finish.

In the meantime... meet Theo!

Last Friday, Rachel - our Supreme Overlord, along with Sharon - Accounts Lady and Organiser Extraordinaire, went to a local school to give the wee children a presentation on the importance of recycling. Afterwards, Rachel, Sharon and the children made a dragon out of rubbish to demonstrate the idea of making something out of waste. Theo was created out of loo rolls, milk bottles, wooden spoons and a lavatory cystern and the children had great fun.

Don't tell anyone but the BBC was also there, filming the shenanigans and they have also been in the office, skulking around the warehouse, filming here and there and asking us to "act natural".

Unfortunately we can't say much more... Ssshhhh.

New Member of Staff